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  1. Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

  2. Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

  3. Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

  4. Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

  5. California: By age 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

  6. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

  7. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet

  8. Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

  9. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

  10. Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

  11. Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

  12. Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

  13. Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

  14. Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

  15. Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

  16. Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

  17. Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

  18. Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

  19. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

  20. Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

  21. Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

  22. Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

  23. Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

  24. Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

  25. Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

  26. Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

  27. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

  28. Nevada: Whores and Poker!

  29. New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

  30. New Jersey: Tie between "You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##!Motto Right Here!" and "New Jersey, Fugetaboutit"

  31. New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets



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